Tuesday, March 10, 2009

How to tell you are getting old

You have a quiet weekend coming - last weekend, for argument's sake.

Instead of a wild party, with dancing girls, loud music and far to much alcohol - aka, a lot of fun - instead you choose to go shopping.

You buy some decent cheese, the bits needed for a nice Caesar salad, some good bread....and a cadburys cream egg. All to eat in the garden, to the sound of the wind....

What kind of sane person would rather have a decent lunch in sunshine over a party?

An old(er) one.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

boring post

Anonymous said...

Okay, lets look at this from a different and funnier angle :D

>> wild party
Think of all the clearing up you would have to do before the parents get home...

>> dancing girls
These are easier to produce than you think only if you organise it...

A message in the trade channel in WOW would get you loads of female characters (cannot guarantee they are played be girls). Then get them all to do /dance

>> loud music
The parents have played music louder than you have - so no issue there!

>> far to much alcohol
You need the parents away for that?


Recommend you move out it you need an excuse to drink 'far to much alcohol'