Porn

Today, after our run, Ali and I went shopping.

We bought some porn.

Ali buys lots more of it then me. I'm lucky if I get one piece a month. Ali....most weeks....

Not pawn, but porn.

Luke, wash your mind out with soap.
Helen, stop giggling.
Mother, take a breath. Now, take another.

There are many types of porn. This one is RUNNING porn.

The local porn sho- running room had a shoe sale on - and while we've got relatively new shoes, good for another few hundred K, another pair is a good idea. It lets you leave one pair to breath, you're not wearing the same pair two days in a row...

The only problem is the cost. A good pair of real running shoes for an overpronator like me (and a decent percentage of the rest of the population) would cost quite a bit. A couple of hundred dollars.

We bought some for 70.

We call it running porn because of the temptation to look, see, try some on, fantasize about getting a new pair...

There are worse types of porn.

So I've heard.