Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Killing things by touch

Another day at work, taking control of the department one thing at a time.

Today, I've been practicing my Touch of DEATH.

The ability to kill computer systems that have worked fine for months by touch alone is something truely special.

However, during lunch I did manage to read a little more of the Dresden Files, which was good. It gives me ideas.

Nasty, evil ideas.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ooh you can do that too :)

Anonymous said...

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll date you for a week".

The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll date you for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I'm a beautiful princess whose promised to date you for a year and you won't even kiss a frog?"

"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for dating.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."