A bit of a critic

I'm only writing this because since I've remembered I've got to do it, I won't be able to sleep otherwise....

All I demand of a sequel is perfection. I know, that's a little harsh.

But take Underworld. Awesomely cool movie.

Underworld 2 - moved it to a different country and broke the plot in so many, many ways. Even the sex scene with Kate Beckinsale couldn't save it. (I'm not sure it would save the movie if she came to me, personally and took me out to dinner. No, really, it was that bad)

But I've just seen parts of Underworld 3.

And it makes the second film look good. How in the name of Hastur did a film this bad ever see the light of day??

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Sleeptime, 10:55 -> 0700