Oh so funny - terribly funny...

First of all - the site, here, is not safe for work.

In fact, it might not be safe for anyone without a rather sick and twisted sense of humour to read.

It's a terrible joke site where absolutly NOTHING is sacred. It specialises in bad jokes. They will offend you.

But some of them will have you in tears, laughing.

But if you go there - it's at your own peril. But feel free to post some good ones :)
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I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.

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An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Berlin by plane.
At the German immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.
"You have been to Berlin before, sir?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to Germany previously.
"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."
The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in Germany!"
The elderly gentleman gave the German Immigration Officer a long hard look.
Then he quietly explained;
"Well, the last time I was here, I wasn't here long. And...we didn't land."